Here is a joke that I find really funny (as well as informative too:-) and I would like to share it with you:.
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Andrew, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Andrew, this is Doctor Emily at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband’s biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Andrew arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband’s. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Andrew asks nervously.
"Well, one Mr. Andrew tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one was positive for AIDS. We can’t tell which is your husband’s."
"That’s dreadful! Can’t you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Andrew.
"Normally, yes, but Medicare won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him."
Note: For those who can't understand the last line of this joke: If he finds his way home (Means he doesn't have Alzheimer), don’t sleep with him (Means he has AIDS)." Click on links: Alzheimer, AIDS to know more about these diseases!
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