Hehe! We're living in the Core 2 Duo, Athlon x2, Wii generation and still here to use such modernized medieval products!
Introducing you to the gadget 'USB Powered Ghost Detctor!'
The crazy Japanese gadget company, Solid Alliance, has come up with the perfect solution to all your ridiculous fears of the supernatural. The Ghost Radar is a ghost-detecting computer peripheral. You heard me
Connected via USB (Universal Serial Bus), this device is supposed to detect ghosts, spirits and other things that aren't real. It uses complex algorithms and analyzes data such as your skin's biometric feedback and makes lunar-cycle adjustments in order to detect if there is any paranormal activity within the vicinity. It then discards all of this information and tells you that there is a ghost in the room. This allows you valuable time to perform an exorcism/cower underneath your desk in fear/thank Solid Alliance for making such useful gadgets. Wanna be the next Van Helsing?
The value of this item depends almost entirely on whether you believe in ghosts or not.
Personally, being sensible and logical people, we don't. The only ghosts in our machines are the countless viruses obtained by foolishly clicking on those p*nis enlargement emails (not that we need them or anything, we were just curious).
The website claims that the gadget is supposed to comfort people but, if you believe in ghosts, we're not sure how comforting it would actually be to be told there is a demonic manifestation of a murder victim floating around your room.
The creators have been quite clever in producing a device that's impossible to accuse of not working properly. Because ghosts are either non-physical or non-existent it is impossible to tell if it's really detecting a real ghost, really detecting an unreal ghost or just really weirding out your co-workers. (Un)Fortunately, there is an entire industry working hard to invent useless and downright asinine devices such as this one, in the hopes that someone will accidentally buy them. Don't be a victim. For more such wacky and weird products, refer the Source.
|
Bookmark this post:
|
|
Stumble It!